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The green testicule story:

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So I was playing ultimate frizbee in college

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and there was this barefoot dude with weirdly sharp testicles ???

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Oh Come on

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Oh my god I love it so much

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I knew that it was going to do that

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He has really sharp testicles. Very rare.

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No, you are the only one last

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Spill it Mosby

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Fine. Er... The green testicles story

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So I was playing ultimate frizbee in college

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Sorry... I tried to sneak that

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Spill it Mosby

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Spill it Mosby

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Well, the green testicle story...

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So I am the only one that she didn't tell. She told you and not me?

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I guess she is better friends with me than you

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Well I am better friends with Ted than you are

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That is a lie

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That's not a lie

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It's one of my...

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Stop it

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All right, as Ted's best friend I have to do put a stop to this

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OK that's it. You and me

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I'll show you things you have never seen before

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I used to box in the army, I boxed in the army.

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I sent brothers down to the kitchen for latrine duty.

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- Hey ho !
- I am so sorry

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Believe me, I..., I..., I..., I...  don't know what the line is and Janet is going to kill me

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No ! It was awesome, I had a great night and I am never gonna see her again.

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And there is no way to ruin it.

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Ted, how to explain this to you ?

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Last night I ate the best cake of my life.

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Now you think I'm going to let that...

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You can't even say it

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Oh there's a phone ringing, hold on

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I don't know who's it is, but I'll turn it off.

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I don't know

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It doesn't matter who that was by the way

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Transcript: Johndive and Giles