1 00:00:07,178 --> 00:00:10,834 Marshall, we live alone. 2 00:00:11,838 --> 00:00:14,030 This is so great! 3 00:00:14,031 --> 00:00:17,929 We can finally do all the things we always said we wanted to do if we lived alone. 4 00:00:17,930 --> 00:00:20,211 Oh, I know what I want to start with. 5 00:00:26,502 --> 00:00:27,755 So, here we are, right? 6 00:00:29,023 --> 00:00:31,831 Sitting around the apartment naked. 7 00:00:32,154 --> 00:00:32,747 Awesome. 8 00:00:32,748 --> 00:00:33,608 Yeah. 9 00:00:38,322 --> 00:00:40,520 It's not as awesome as I thought it would be. 10 00:00:40,521 --> 00:00:41,729 - My butt itches. 11 00:00:41,730 --> 00:00:44,520 - I'm cold. - I noticed. 12 00:00:45,812 --> 00:00:47,588 Yeah, like you're one to talk, Pointy. 13 00:00:50,576 --> 00:00:56,044 Okay. Shortly after we met Robin, she and I were jonesing for Thai food from this one place. 14 00:00:56,045 --> 00:00:59,438 An hour and a half delivery. We can't wait that long. 15 00:00:59,439 --> 00:01:03,483 I wish we could take the Fiero, but Marshall has this insane no-food rule. 16 00:01:03,484 --> 00:01:05,531 But Thai food, Lily. 17 00:01:10,846 --> 00:01:14,332 Oh! You're just saying random syllables, and it still sounds delicious. 18 00:01:14,333 --> 00:01:16,926 Okay. Here's what we'll do. 19 00:01:16,927 --> 00:01:20,104 We'll drive over, pick it up, have them double-bag it, 20 00:01:20,105 --> 00:01:23,842 very carefully drive it back here with the windows open, 21 00:01:23,843 --> 00:01:25,510 and he'll never know. 22 00:01:25,511 --> 00:01:28,024 Wow, these brakes are really sensitive. 23 00:01:28,025 --> 00:01:30,417 Oh, Marshall is gonna kill me! 24 00:01:30,418 --> 00:01:33,148 This and the difference between "affect" and "effect" 25 00:01:33,149 --> 00:01:35,492 are the only two things he's really serious about. 26 00:01:35,493 --> 00:01:37,258 - Lily, it's gonna be fine. - No it's not. 27 00:01:37,259 --> 00:01:40,371 Marshall's gonna freak. Oh, God. What are we gonna do? 28 00:01:40,372 --> 00:01:41,079 - Shut up! 29 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,443 Now, listen to me. The clock is ticking. 30 00:01:43,444 --> 00:01:47,085 Okay, first thing, we scoop up all these little pieces of tofu and cabbage. 31 00:01:47,086 --> 00:01:49,407 Do you remember our first time? 32 00:01:49,408 --> 00:01:51,963 Yeah. It was back in college. 33 00:01:53,288 --> 00:01:54,860 Oh, wait, wait. 34 00:01:54,861 --> 00:01:58,041 Look. I really want to do this, but... 35 00:01:58,042 --> 00:02:02,576 we should make it special, you know. Do this right. 36 00:02:05,131 --> 00:02:07,204 Okay. You're right. 37 00:02:07,205 --> 00:02:10,807 Maybe we could go to the beach and get a house for the weekend. 38 00:02:10,808 --> 00:02:13,680 Yeah, New Year's Eve. 39 00:02:13,681 --> 00:02:15,068 Okay. 40 00:02:15,069 --> 00:02:20,978 Oh, and we'll light candles and maybe put on some classical music. 41 00:02:20,979 --> 00:02:22,434 That's not a good idea. 42 00:02:22,435 --> 00:02:24,233 Why not? 43 00:02:24,234 --> 00:02:25,410 Long story. 44 00:02:25,411 --> 00:02:28,700 But maybe we could put on some Al Green and take a bubble bath together. 45 00:02:28,701 --> 00:02:31,151 Oh, yeah, that sounds so good. 46 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:35,984 Oh, I love you, Marshall. I'm so glad we're waiting. 47 00:02:38,502 --> 00:02:39,717 Oops. 48 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:42,635 Oh, that's adorable. 49 00:02:42,636 --> 00:02:44,654 Yeah, tell her what happened next. 50 00:02:44,955 --> 00:02:47,260 - That was amazing. - Yeah. 51 00:02:47,261 --> 00:02:49,067 Want to do it again? 52 00:02:49,068 --> 00:02:50,128 Please don't.